I wish there was such a thing as “middle ground”. Apparently, when being in a relationship, it’s your way or no other way. No meeting I the middle.
Why is that when I try to do something nice, it ALWAYS backfires?
#christmaspresent #bestever #ilovemyboyfriend
Do you think sharks would feel stupid if they ever found out we can all see their fin above the water?
Louis C.K. (via samaralex)
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Lumpy Space Princess, you are lumping wonderful.
I peel my candy bars like a banana because it makes me feel healthier…
My favorite drinks! You’d never guess that my favorite colour is red.
Stopped at a gas station to use the restroom and was met by this lil problem… Can someone please make sense of this?
